Eliot

Eliot

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  • Bottoms
  • The Last Unicorn

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  • The Last Unicorn

    ★★★★★

  • Daniel Howell: WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

    ★★★★★

  • Saw

    ★★★★

  • Queen & Slim

    ★★★½

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  • The Last Unicorn

    The Last Unicorn

    ★★★★★

    Molly Grue please leave your husband for the transmasc non-binary lesbian that is schmendrick! PLEASE!

  • Daniel Howell: WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

    Daniel Howell: WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

    ★★★★★

    I invited my friend who went through dnp trenches with me over to watch this and didn’t tell my mom what I was watching but I said “don’t let the little kids in the room,” “you will judge me if you know,” and “well I paid good money for it” so hopefully the black and orange merchandise coming in the mail doesn’t raise any more… suspicion… 🤨

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  • Jaws

    Jaws

    ★★★½

    The shark is NOT scary my little guy has no thoughts firing she just wants a snack and doesn’t have the brainpower to not be a maneating machine.

  • The Boy and the Heron

    The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★★

    Holy (bird) shit I don’t have words to express my feelings on this movie it is everything I love about Ghibli movies wrapped in a bow. Also I’m in love with kiriko.