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Favorite films

  • First Reformed
  • Gone Girl
  • The Tree of Life
  • Aftersun

Recent activity

  • When Evil Lurks


  • Tenet


  • Crimson Tide


  • Casino Royale


Pinned reviews

  • Black Dynamite

    Black Dynamite


    "are you ready for your lesson?"

    jason bourne gulps...
    a shiver runs down ethan hunt's spine...
    john wick breaks into a sweat...

    "yes, black dynamite," they all said at once.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    her: "would you still love me if i was a worm?"

    my stupid ass: "Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. And keep the world for His people."

Recent reviews

  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks


    one of the most relentlessly cruel movies i have ever seen in my life. im very sure that this would've gone so fucking hard in the tiff midnight crowd, bummed i missed this. up there with climax in terms of the most sickening movies of all time.

  • Tenet



    nothing really new to say about this one. its one of those movies designed to be seen in theaters with a thudding sound system. gorgeous gorgeous film print with gorgeous gorgeous people on it. nearly started salivating when robert pattinson first appears. one of the best action movies ever

Popular reviews

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story


    lin manuel miranda jumpscare

  • Babylon



    seems like damien chazelle's "love letter to cinema" is more of a love letter to paul thomas anderson.