Professor Papsmear

Professor Papsmear

There is no cheating on my Letterboxd page. I rate these as I watch them, and always make sure the dates are correct. I am legend.

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  • Eight Crazy Nights

    ★★★½

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★★½

  • Step Brothers

    ★★★★½

  • The Descent

    ★★★★

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  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★★½

    I loved this movie. It made me so happy. Amazing sequel. Fuck the term “fan service.” This was a worthy follow up, funny, beautifully shot, nicely plotted, well acted, and most of all heartwarming as fuck. Watching this movie felt like watching an 80s movie. The people who made it actually gave a shit. Unfolds in such a nice patient way just like an 80s movie. And the score is amazing and the songs they use are perfect. I honestly think people hating on this movie aren’t fans of the original and only like bullshit ADD marvel shit.

  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers

    ★★★★½

    All time comedy classic. This movie is almost perfect and it’s also one of those rare comedies that is funny all the way until the end. That alone makes it worth at least four and a half stars. Every time I watch this I find a new funny line or moment. One of the best comedies of the 2000s.

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  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★★

    This might be the scariest movie of all time for me. There’s something about insects I’ve always found unsettling. This movie expertly achieves an amazing level of dread and is a thoroughly unsettling experience. This is absolute peak Cronenberg. This is definitely one of my favorite horror films, though I don’t re visit it quite as often as my other top horror picks because it is a very intense watch. Fantastically done.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    What can I even say about this absolute horror sci fi masterpiece? This movie is so understated in its approach and shows John Carpenter at the absolute apex of his powers. I’m tempted to rate this four and a half stars due to the simplicity of it all, but that would be a disservice to this movies subtle, timeless atmosphere and horror. The soundtrack. The characters. The god damn special effects. This may be my favorite horror movie of all time and if you haven’t seen it yet, fucking get on it.