Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Best in Show
  • Theater Camp

Recent activity

  • The Swan


  • Poison


  • The Rat Catcher


  • Rebel Without a Cause

Recent reviews

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar


    “Henry didn’t have a brother, he instead visualized himself”

  • Wild Things

    Wild Things


    If I had a dollar for every time I said “Wait, what the fuck??” while watching this I’d have at least eight dollars.

Popular reviews

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    I was getting bored so I got up to get white cheddar popcorn and when I came back Zendaya was holding a knife and now I’m IN. Team Marie. I love it. JDW’s monologues are vague and slippery, Zendaya’s are meaty. She has set the table and served the meal and she is eating. And I’ll admit - it is a little weird how young she looks, but Julia Roberts was 21 in Pretty Woman while Gere was 39 so let’s get over it.

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise


    Exposition, clap clap clapclapclap. Kaitlyn Dever has my dream career, btw - making out with Chalamet, revamping the high school comedy with Booksmart, now Julia Roberts is her mommy? Gimme.