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Recent reviews

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  The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Sep 2023

  Delightful.
  “Henry didn’t have a brother, he instead visualized himself”

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  Wild Things 1998

  ★★★ Watched 17 Sep 2023

  If I had a dollar for every time I said “Wait, what the fuck??” while watching this I’d have at least eight dollars.

Popular reviews

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  Malcolm & Marie 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2021

  I was getting bored so I got up to get white cheddar popcorn and when I came back Zendaya was holding a knife and now I’m IN. Team Marie. I love it. JDW’s monologues are vague and slippery, Zendaya’s are meaty. She has set the table and served the meal and she is eating. And I’ll admit - it is a little weird how young she looks, but Julia Roberts was 21 in Pretty Woman while Gere was 39 so let’s get over it.

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  Ticket to Paradise 2022

  ★★★ Watched 25 Sep 2023

  Exposition, clap clap clapclapclap. Kaitlyn Dever has my dream career, btw - making out with Chalamet, revamping the high school comedy with Booksmart, now Julia Roberts is her mommy? Gimme.

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