Favorite films

  • Taxi Driver
  • Amadeus
  • Clueless
  • Princess Mononoke

Recent activity

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

  • Point Break


  • Shrek 2


  • Shrek


Recent reviews

  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Okay, I know I have like a years worth of films to catching up on, but I just had to log this in right now.

    Just watched Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace for the first time and I can't even begin to tell you....honestly the most bonkers thing I learned from this movie was that Anakin Skywalker was born via Immaculate Conception...that knowledge has truly knocked out of my boots. Shaken to my core.

    ...Why is he Jesus??? Is his mother...a virgin....

    So did George Lucas mean anything by this, or was it just for kicks??

  • Point Break

    Point Break


    like the Lost Boys except 80’s vampires it’s 90’s surfers! boy finds group of misfit boys who live life on the edge...action-packed violence...fit male bodies in crop tops...irrelevant female love interest...homoerotic tension....a lead actor from Bill & Ted....i love it!!!

    watching this has been part of my Keanu Reeves thirst watch marathon. please join me by reading this wonderful essay "The Grace of Keanu Reeves" by Angelica Jade Bastién . it basically talks about what do we consider good acting and how underrated Keanu is, but also just reads like “he’s fucking HOT okay!!!” which you can’t disagree with. is good screen presence being gorgeous? yes.

Popular reviews

  • The Only Living Boy in New York

    The Only Living Boy in New York


    The only living boy in New York?? not for long. im going to kill you

  • Always Be My Maybe

    Always Be My Maybe


    devil wears prada vibes with the boyfriend threatened by his more successful gf....thankfully they CHECKED that shit!!!!

    also i genuinely like his band....hahaha

    man watching these so-so roms making me wanna rewatch When Harry Met Sally...how come that movie makes me FEEL SO GODDAMN MUCH!!! 

    what’s missing? the last two rom coms i’ve seen now are just like...almost too aware of rom com tropes...afraid to embrace the genre...Like everyone’s so nice. LOOK characters hating each other and then falling in love despite themselves? that’s a movie!!