Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Midnight Run 1988

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Jul 2021

  Pretty gay to be an accountant tbh. What are you counting, other guys?

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  The Great Muppet Caper 1981

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2020

  Not to be unhinged on main but Nicky Holiday could [REDACTED]...all I’m saying is [FOGHORN NOISE]...and I would- [A SINGLE GUNSHOT RINGS OUT]

Recent reviews

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  Incident in a Small Town 1994

  ★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2023

  Bell and Cobb are married. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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  The Untouchables 1987

  ★★★½ Rewatched 26 Mar 2023 2

  David Mamet, for one dollar name a woman

Popular reviews

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  Stanley & Iris 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2020

  WARNING: This film is TOO tender and I am TOO soft

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  Post Grad 2009

  ½ Watched 04 Jul 2019

  Made me so mad I applied for like ten jobs while I watched. Don’t watch if you’re an unemployed English major, will make you furious.