Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Shining
  • Bo Burnham: Inside
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Anima

    ★★★★

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★½

  • Crazy, Stupid, Love.

    ★★★½

  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    ★★½

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  • Anima

    Anima

    ★★★★

    Thom Yorke is the greatest recording artist since recorded music has been possible and nobody can change my mind

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    ★★★★½

    sheesh

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  • Rudy

    Rudy

    ½

    This movie is dogshit, I didn’t just watch it (I’ve never watched it) but I DID just watch the browns blow a 13 point lead with a minute left on the clock and I need to vent

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★½

    Imagine “dying with the bit” so hard that both of your wives die, your brother gets hanged in prison, 100 people drown, and you still get shot anyways. I’m quitting my 9-5 tomorrow to take up magic