Favorite films

  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • Little Women
  • Brick
  • All That Jazz

Recent activity

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  • Star Wars


  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith


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Recent reviews

  • M3GAN



    Deeply silly, deeply stupid movie. I will probably see every sequel they make to it.

  • Star Wars

    Star Wars


    Me: How incredible is it that an auteur in his hay day was so obsessed with pulp science fiction, Akira Kurosawa movies, and the Vietnam War, decided to cut his teeth on such an ambitious spin on Campbellian myth? His obvious virtuosic grasp on filmmaking fundamentals and lovably goofy sensibilities make for such a compelling world and assortment of characters. How does something so tried and true, so worn, so influential, remain so timeless and fun? What a miracle. 

    Also Me: I like when the cute little robot goes ‘doot doot’

Popular reviews

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


    I did not care for this remake of ‘Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ at all.

  • Do the Right Thing

    Do the Right Thing


    It was hot today, it was hot yesterday, and it’s gonna be hot tomorrow. 

    And we’re all just so goddamned tired of this fucking heat.