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Recent reviews

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  Death Note 2017

  ★½ Rewatched by Jake 23 Nov 2021

  ‘Heathers’ for straight people

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  Glengarry Glen Ross 1992

  ★★★★ Watched by Jake 19 Nov 2021

  “Al Pacino explains to you what NFTs are,” ASMR

Popular reviews

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  Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 2019

  ★½ Watched by Jake 09 Aug 2019 4

  I did not care for this remake of ‘Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ at all.

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  Knives Out 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched by Jake 23 Nov 2019 12

  Rian Johnson writing the ‘Knives Out’ screenplay: 

  INT. THROMBEY MANSION
                           MARTA
  HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD HOES MAD 

  My entire crowd applauded. I want eight more Benoit Blanc mystery films where he and De Armas team up to solve crimes. Ana de Armas drives this bitch like she stole it. 

  Hail to the king, bitches.