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Recent reviews

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5


    There’s something so pitiless and hilarious about the guys sitting down to have COVID protocols read to them, only for the table they’re sitting at to career into the air propelled by a bouncy castle, and to then eat sushi ‘cooked’ in Zach Holmes’ crevices and puke through their masks.


  • Vortex



    Been a bit scared of writing a review of this all week, about the inability for words to capture something this intense and upsetting, so I’ll just leave it at that because that’s all you really need to know.

Popular reviews

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho


    Me: Do you like Mary Harron’s adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho?

    Snooty Film Analyst: It’s OK.

    Me: The later scenes are a little too abstract for my tastes, but when Bateman’s monologuing carries on throughout all 102 minutes, I think it really comes into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole film has a clear, crisp look, and an old sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives Andrzej Sekula’s cinematography a big boost. Mary Harron's been compared to…

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey


    Eyes Wide Shit.