Simon Eastmond

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Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Thing
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Back to the Future

Recent activity

  • Platoon


  • Love Actually


  • Saving Private Ryan


  • Batman & Robin


Recent reviews

  • Saving Private Ryan

    Saving Private Ryan


    "I don't know anything about Ryan. I don't care. The man means nothing to me. It's just a name. But if... You know if going to Rumelle and finding him so that he can go home. If that earns me the right to get back to my wife, then that's my mission."

    Watching this in a cinema is fucking harrowing, icl

  • Sherlock: The Blind Banker

    Sherlock: The Blind Banker


    "Some of those skulls are over two hundred thousand years old. Have a bit of respect!"

    My review on Serializd:

Popular reviews

  • Napoleon



    "I found the crown of France in the gutter. I picked it up with the tip of my sword and cleaned it, and place it atop my own head."

    Tbf, I would also try to take over the world for Vanessa Kirby

  • Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    "Come on, Miles, it's just a word. Your people say it all the time"

    So someone, I'm going to assume Gavin J. Konop, decided to remove Spider-Man: Lotus from the Letterboxd Catalogue, meaning that my review for the film has been deleted and can now only be found on the cesspool that is Twitter, sorry X, or IMDb, one of the worst places to gain review traction. So, I decided to repost my review here with the same rating to…