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  • The Slumber Party Massacre
  • My Bloody Valentine
  • Maniac
  • The Mutilator

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  • Uncharted

  • Crash

    ★★★★★

  • Crush

    ★★½

  • The Dead Zone

    ★★★★

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  • Uncharted

    Uncharted

    15

    It would seem that Uncharted as a screen adaptation would be pretty difficult to fuck up. Lost temples and tombs, car chases and double-crosses and globetrotting. Mystical ancient lore and buried treasure. All of Uncharted is Adventure Heaven. In the hands of any dependable action director from the 80s or 90s and a solid cast, this property would've been at least a little bit exciting, but unfortunately, it's 2022 and we're stuck with Ruben Fleischer and Tom Holland. Everything…

  • Crash

    Crash

    ★★★★★

    95

    "But this is not a medical tattoo. It's a prophetic tattoo. Prophecy is ragged and dirty... so make it ragged and dirty."

    Molded out of husks of metal and fabric and glass, David Cronenberg's Crash frames J.G. Ballard's text as a vision to re-create, to explore to the best of his ability. Just as these characters are seeking a liberation of previously confined urges, Cronenberg is similarly eager to explore the material nature of his body horror as a…

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    15

    Disney/Lucasfilm Headquarters. Int. Day.

    Rian Johnson: Oh, hey, JJ!

    JJ Abrams: Hi Rian, how's it going?

    RJ: Great! I just wanted to say that really enjoyed my time making The Last Jedi. It was so exciting to craft a personal film with Disney money. And everyone at Lucasfilm approved it right away because Episode 7 left me with a bunch of mystery-box ideas and set-up that wasn't going to lead anywhere. Who directed that one again?

    JJ: Me. I…

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★½

    Christian Bale deserved an Oscar.

    So quotable.

    So funny.

    So twisted.

    So delirious.

    So amazing.

    Sorry this review is so short, I have to return some videotapes.