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  • The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    ★★½

  • Scream

    ★★★★½

  • V: The Final Battle

    ★★★★

  • Babylon

    ★★★

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  • Prehistoric Planet

    Prehistoric Planet

    ★★★★★

    I mean come on !! What can i even say. It's probably the best piece of dinosaur media out there. I would highly recommend anyone to watch this as it is incredibly worth it. (Even just to bash the old image of dinosaurs/prehistoric life out of your head because we don't need mounstrous lizards anymore.)

    I need to say this, for the longest time i had basically 0 interest in flying reptiles and sauropods, they were just kinda there. But…

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's no Mighty Boosh S2 EP1, but it is still very good.

    Last night I was feeling a bit sour and entertained the idea of watching this but it was rather late. This morning I woke up in a cold sweat at 4:55 and I just had to watch it before going out for the day. I have lots of negative emotions tied to this film, so just know that this took a lot for me to do. But it…

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  • The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    The Dyatlov Pass Incident

    ★★½

    Before watching this I had confused the true story of Dyatlov Pass with (in my opinion) the much scarier Khamar Daban incident.

    Pretty fun film, it's not great but it's a passable wee found footage thing. The ending, despite finally embracing the crazy theory angle, feels like it went in a slightly wrong direction. It's a little confusing and the camera lingers on some not great special effects but I respect how ambitious they were. I just wish the stakes felt a little higher and not like a videogame.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Billy and Stu are the only slasher killers who matter 💖

    I am also so genuinely excited to see Matthew Lillard as William Afton in the FNAF movie. It's such an inspired choice.

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  • Tuileries

    Tuileries

    This was a very fun little short and it perfectly encaptures what it's like to go outside (I assume).

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★

    Honestly I don't know if this deserves a 7 or a 6. I don't think I found it as funny as most the other folk in the cinema did and it seemed a little too long, staggering from point A to point B. Please don't ask me the plot. It just feels like there should've been more in it? Especially with such a long runtime.

    The last 5 minutes took me SO off guard. It's wild and unexpected (and probably…