i saw la la land 5 times in 1 day
my words are intended exactly as seriously as u decide to interpret them

Favorite films

  • Ratatouille
  • The Master
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Punch-Drunk Love

Recent activity

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie


  • The Boogeyman

  • You Hurt My Feelings


  • Sanctuary


Recent reviews

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    showed this to a friend (28M) the other night and now it's the only movie he's ever seen in full

  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman

    love the pre-logo shtick, the theater lights are still dimming as scared disembodied voices lead us into darkness. then the movie starts and it's bad

Popular reviews

  • Cruella



    Five ladies walked into the showing late and spent a few minutes continually changing their seats and whispering loudly to each other. They finally got settled in, and then this kid started making noise. One of the women got up, walked over to the kid and told him to "please shut the fuck up." The kid's mom yelled at her and called her a "white trash bitch" and she yelled back and called her fat, and a major shouting match…

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7


    Aaron Sorkin is way too good a writer to be forced to work with such a mediocre director as Aaron Sorkin