The Roller Blade Seven

The Roller Blade Seven ★★★

"The gangs will eat you for breakfast, little one."

What could be cooler than roller skates, dusters, and katanas? Well, a lot it seems. This petty excuse for a "movie" is more or less a collection of music video cut scenes and rollerblading apocalyptic fight scenes. Karen Black and William Smith popping out of nowhere was quite a shock and there is a pretty fun costume or two.

Banjo playing during fight scenes is pretty awesome.

Sound guy, proper editing, a cohesive plot?? Who needs that?