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Dirty Sanchez: The Movie 2006
This movie made me feel physically sick several times. Every bodily fluid imaginable is featured at some point of the movie, which makes for some of the most extreme “stunts” ever put to film.
Several lines are crossed which will probably make this unwatchable to many viewers. Killing animals for entertainment is one of those lines.The vague plot of challenging the cast to gather the 7 deadly sins was unnecessary and only resulted in some scenes feeling staged or…
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Talk to Me 2022
Not catching Talk To Me during its theatrical release is one of my cinema sins this year.
Now that I’ve had a chance to catch it on streaming, I’m even more disappointed with myself.
One of the best modern horror films out there - This movie doesn’t waste any time in showing us what it’s all about with all the impact of a blade in the eye, and the momentum keeps going until the very end.
This is a simple…
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Pokémon the Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back - Evolution 2019
The hate this movie is receiving is undeserved in my opinion.
I think the anime style has translated pretty well into 3D, and the visuals are actually really stunning.
A couple of moments have been changed or removed altogether, but largely the movie is pretty much the same as the original with many shots recreated exactly as they were first time around.
Mewtwo Strikes Back is a great feature in the Pokémon series but against the broader spectrum of movies in general it is pretty average. -
Spirited Away 2001
Spirited Away is an actual masterpiece. This movie was my introduction not only to Studio Ghibli, but to Japanese anime as a whole and it to this day remains my absolute favourite movies.
Everything about this film is sculpted with such expert precision. From the artwork to the music, the cinematography to the script and narrative; This film steals my breath multiple times with every viewing.
It’s fantastical, spiritual, and emotional. I feel thankful for this movie’s existence.