is this tweeting? is it youtube commenting? either way very happy to start my new career in film criticism!

Favorite films

  • Vice
  • Safe
  • Inherent Vice
  • In the Loop

Recent activity

  • Promising Young Woman


  • Waterworld


  • Persepolis


  • Falling Down


Recent reviews

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    a harrowing story shedding light on behaviour that we'd probably rather not think about. great performances, funny at times, but yeah holy shit. really all men should watch this to confront past behaviours. uncomfortable but essential.

  • Waterworld



    worlds ended and ye still cannae avoid an orange walk fs

Popular reviews

  • Punishment Park

    Punishment Park


    can't believe they predicted twitter and let it happen anyway

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a meeeaaaaaannn
    1) why is it just some random spice boy av met five times
    2) why is it just shelly fae twin peaks
    3) kevin spaceys role
    4) the music sync at the start was kinda cool, but then when it turned out he samples shit and turns it intae tunes its like “aaaaw yer one ae they cunts”
    5) saving the last “they said the name of the thing!” for the end, in a song, like come on