Ryan (derogatory)

Ryan (derogatory)

he/they/xe. I like male manipulator films. I'm queer & almost-jewish & never shut up about my untreated adhd.

Favorite films

  • Shrek 2
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Fight Club

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  • Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

  • Eddie the Eagle

    ★★½

  • Shrek

    ★★★★★

  • Rocketman

    ★★★½

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  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

    imagine having to explain Eraserhead (1977) to your summer school teacher and your socially-distanced classmates who've never seen it because you ran out of data and had to watch whatever was downloaded on your phone during class (thanks untreated adhd that demands to have external stimulus while working). if i didn't have any friends at this school before, i certainly won't make any now. what a weird film. love you, david lynch.

  • Eddie the Eagle

    Eddie the Eagle

    ★★½

    this was one of the few movies that played on the English language movie channel when I visited China in 2017 🙏 I got the stomach flu from untreated tap water and a few months after I returned to the States the CCP started putting my Uyghur relatives in camps ☹️ the movie was fine though

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★½

    acab except for the vegan police. i have some criticisms (mf dated a 17-year-old and im supposed 2 feel bad for him? i don't.) but ultimately, this movie was a cultural reset. mary elizabeth winstead & kieran culkin my beloveds <3

  • Planet 51

    Planet 51

    this is the kind of film you watch with your immigrant step-dad at a Sunday matinee showing because he doesn't know how else to entertain two kindergarters before he buys you both mcdonald's for dinner & drops you off at your mom's house. this was the first film i ever saw in theaters & i still own it on dvd. i am now estranged from my step-father.