Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Elemental 2023

  ★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  2.75/3⭐️?

  People seem to like the character design but I think it’s pissing awful. Some of the world building elements are fun though

  All this palava over trying to take over a fire corner shop?

  I found the water boy very annoying in the beginning. The romance is okay… it feels kind of half baked. I couldn’t help but roll my eyes at the dialogue sometimes.

  The underwater scene is cute though. There were some interesting concepts but something felt a bit missing

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2023

  It’s very okay

  I still don’t understand the animalistic run, the dance or the titanium rendition 

  Cady’s yelling? goodness me

Popular reviews

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  Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives. 2022

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2022

  Okay, but what is the meat suit? 

  Obsessed with teenage Sarma’s hair

  The second documentary I’ve watched this year of an ugly man who’s deluded women out of their money with fake stories of conspiracies but time with a paranormal flavour.

  My question is, does this company not have an accountant? 

  I knew that guy Will was doing too much poetry.

  Shane is a massive weirdo but Sarma is strange too. Some of her responses were…off

  Somehow not as dramatic as I thought it would be

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  Irreplaceable You 2018

  ★★ Watched 27 Jun 2018 1

  Michiel Huisman is a beautiful man but he has no business being beardless.

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