This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Here's what you do, watch the beginning of it, see them have fun and fuck around the turn it off when she gets to the airport. Then sit back and imagine her going back home and living her life in America while Mickey can continue being a walking red flag in Greece. It's better that way....For everyone.
One point for Sebastian Stan looking like a whole snack, another for the costume designer was and a half for the soundtrack.