Steven Patron

Favorite films

  • Tokyo Twilight
  • It Happened One Night
  • Michael Clayton
  • The Searchers

Recent activity

  • Armageddon Time


  • The Iron Claw


  • Clerks III


  • The 15:17 to Paris


Recent reviews

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web



  • Argylle


    Movies this thuddingly awful that only served to show the director's complete lack of taste (this is a movie that thinks playing a Snow Patrol song mid action scene is the height of romantic cool) and hacky CGI/greenscreen corner cutting used to have the mercy of at least being only 100 minutes long.

Popular reviews

  • Dancer in the Dark

    Dancer in the Dark

    The worst kind of art film, glibly exploiting its own character's innocence and naivety just to cynically make the audience squirm for a torturous two and a half hours. Utterly manipulative, contrived and insincere dreck.

  • Saltburn


    Ruinously overlong, dramatically inept, intellectually vacant, tonally so unsure of itself that it falls into complete and utter blandness. There are about 20 minutes in the middle where I thought the sheer instagram "here's some images you'd be happy to scroll through" vibes would be enough to get me through but other than that Saltburn is a complete dogs dinner of a movie.