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  • Basic Instinct
  • Au Hasard Balthazar
  • Heaven Knows What
  • My Own Private Idaho

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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

  • Die Hard 2

  • Blackfish

  • Black Tar Heroin: The Dark End of the Street

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  • Melancholia

    Melancholia

    to be a void for others to throw concern into: for others to think you are the same breed of human that they are. bothered by everything, crippled by breathing, until the drum roll up to a final release. snap of sanity, ascension; a welling of tears into a fountain. and finally, unperturbed, a satiation for release is soothed by a laborless breath, complete emptying of the lungs. a ritualistic ceremony of breaking the body apart to make it whole again.

  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Seen a few times now.

    Something about those newlyweds always compel me to return. The way he touches her face and she ruffles his hair, so gently, nervously, curiously: just a tiny moment of intimacy. Maybe one minute of kindness in the entire rotten run-time. The rest of the movie is sex. Sex is power, intimacy is empathy. You see it wither away as quickly as it came. Pun intended.

    A comforting hand on the knee or a dastardly grasp at the crotch.

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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    Spongebob has 374 consecutive employee of the month awards. He has worked there for over 31 years and never gotten a raise or a promotion.

  • Blackfish

    Blackfish

    I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area.…

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    edit: removed ratings, was posted at 2 1/2 stars

    You see the rating, of course, and that will either immediately anger/annoy/outrage/bother/depress (whichever/whatever adjective is apt) or intrigue you, and to preface this: read it if you want. I don’t care. Criticism is valuable. Opinions are meaningless. I write opinions because I have nothing to do. I attach emotion to opinions because I have nothing else equally as fulfilling. So let’s all just calm down a bit. I am taking a…

  • Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

    Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

    would’ve killed myself if this happened to me at 14