sexualjumanji has written 120 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • After Yang

    After Yang


    an extremely human movie that centers around a robot. most times ive said "aw" during a movie. i love how the sci fi is always there in small ways and its not too in your face, it feels like a world that i could be in somehow.

  • Station Eleven

    Station Eleven


    well folks, its certainly not a movie. but it made me cry so it gets the honor of a review. i loved this and consider it art and will be starting my maniac rewatch once this hits post.

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    add it to the list of movies that almost made sexj cry

    the only control you can ever really have over your own life is fucking it all up

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day


    back in the day they weren't afraid to make good movies

    absolutely crazy this came out 3 years before i was born given the level of technology in it.

  • The Terminator

    The Terminator


    one robots journey to end the woman who invented cancel culture

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street


    cinema baby cinema. wastey wastey wastey OW OW OW LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! fuck yeah mother fucker. shit. fuck mother fucking yeah.

  • Speed Racer

    Speed Racer


    wachowskis coulda made live action cowboy bebop work

    much like their other works it exudes an attention to detail and depth that you can't help but be completely enamored with

  • Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

    Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai


    ghost dog carries himself in a manner which all men should. one of the most naturally bad ass main characters in a movie that i've seen, you immediately respect ghost dog. on the surface a simple mobster movie, but it has that jim jarmusch strangeness that makes it great.

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon


    almost cried. movies are the only time i get to feel. i think its a flaw in my self that i didn't cry.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    this is probably up there with my perfect movies. i can smoke 2 bowls and lose my mind in this and have the time of my life and think it's one of the coolest things i've ever seen whenever i want. the level of depth and vision is something many directors try and fail to achieve.

  • La Haine

    La Haine


    ive been staring at the wall since this finished

  • Too Old to Die Young

    Too Old to Die Young


    this show feels like you put hatred and anger into a needle and injected it. i won't be able to watch anything the same again. more directors should be given 10 episodes to do whatever the fuck they want.

    a slow grim march forward.