• The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★★

    absolute masterpiece on all levels that shoves you directly into the center of a web of lies led by jack nicholson who is truly On One. marvelous. a treat. i was very stressed.

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    again, not a movie. the trailer makes it seem like one. but nope, when you finally sit down to look it up its a tv show

  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    "midnight mass features one of the best TV episodes of the year"

    not a god damn movie, buzz off with this crap

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    ★★★★½

    simply put kill bill is one of the best stories told in film. what it lacks in the violence of the 1st it provides in more story. just so much cool shit done in this it's impossible to name any one thing.

  • Jackie Brown

    Jackie Brown

    ★★★★½

    tarantino forgot his love for violence and yet but he always knew how to make a damn good movie

  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    ★★★½

    *nodding while putting away pistol*

    yup, its a 3 hour movie where everyone's just constantly saying the director's favorite word alright

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★½

    a really well done and emotional movie.

    experiencing all that struggle and pain and realizing how young they all were when this was happening to them. really crashes into you when it's going thru the final moments of silence. should be seen by everybody.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★½

    much like a swarm of bees there is a lot going on in this movie

    i liked the performances much more than i liked the movie itself, the horror feels like an afterthought in a movie that has a lot going for it and i really hated how fake it all looked up close.

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    ★★★★★

    i already know i will be watching this one again very soon, and i don't do that with many movies. felt like vintage cinema. paul schrader is paul schrader, for all his...yeah...the man is an artist. really loved this one. one thing in particular that stood out to me was the attention to sound, the loudness and constant hum of the casino floor compared to the stillness and respite of the other rooms. beautiful movie.

  • Coronavirus Conspiracy

    Coronavirus Conspiracy

    i could never atone for the sins i have committed

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen

    this would have been 5 stars if it was a super villain origin story.


    one of the more deranged things i've ever seen.

  • The Killing of Two Lovers

    The Killing of Two Lovers

    ★★★

    me during it: this is pretty good

    me when it was over: damn that sucked

    visually stunning, the score is impeccable, the story feels like someone spent years writing the beginning and middle and an hour writing the end.