sexualjumanji has written 7 reviews for films during 2018.

  • Kill List

    Kill List

    ★★★★

    i watched this movie like 2 hours ago and already forgot it


    but i think it was good when i watched it

    im stoned even tho weed barely works for me anymore

    cool movie

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★

    dogshit lol

  • The Devil's Candy

    The Devil's Candy

    ★★★★★

    i really loved this movie the music was sick

  • Veronica

    Veronica

    ★★

    this was not that good lol sorry

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    let me start this review by saying this movie stinks out loud

    *SPOILERS AT ALL POINTS AFTER*

    first of all the dad is way too horny and i hate him with my life

    second of all what do these people have against using guns against people who have literally murdered their entire family i mean what the fuck dude you have a gun pointed at somoene who just slice and diced ur family n ur like buhhhhhhh me no shoot…

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i had a lot of hope for this movie cuz everyone on twitter was talking about it and once again i was let down you guys really do have awful taste

    u dont learn nothin about anything cuz its so short and they just really want to make sure u understand john krasinski is capable of love or whatever his deal was

    also whos the barber in the post apocalyptic world cuz john krasinskis beard looks great

    if this was…

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie...welll...it made me think....and my tiny tiny boy brain is not a fan of thinking


    i wasnt that scared during this movie but thats because i am very powerful

    all things considered it was pretty dece