sexualjumanji has written 36 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Anomalisa



    puppet movies are fucking weird

  • Ghostbusters



    i liked this. it was funny. i liked the fight scenes. the cameos were great.

  • Godzilla



    let me start this review by saying godzilla is fucking thick as hell in this movie. my god son what have you been eating youre looking like a fucking snack out there.

    follow me for a sec but what if godzilla twerked on your dick?

    godzilla is real he is a smol bean and he is my friend

  • Ratatouille



    to say this movie is anything but spectacular is a great injustice to the hard work remy has put into the kitchen...i am sorry for my earlier words and actions remy you are a good chef...a nice rat...and a good friend to humans...

    much like the rat when he chases "the cheese", humans chase many fleeting when we feel we are not winning the game of life we take our anger out on others when we do not mean…

  • V for Vendetta

    V for Vendetta


    it beginning to look more and more like we all wear a mask to hide from societies gaze...

    you know who else had a v in their name? voldemort. and you know who is like voldemort? its fuckin drumpf!

    i am starting to believe that life is truly a cruel mistress, we are all pawns on the chess board and we don't see whos playing us...

    are you following me here? keep up, i am saying that it is beginning…

  • The Sixth Sense

    The Sixth Sense


    I went 22 years without having this movie spoiled for me :)

  • Scream



    That killer is sure messed up...

  • V/H/S/2



    so much better than its siblings

  • V/H/S



    watched this again today still really enjoyed it but its not as good as number 2.

    the first time i watched them i watched the 2nd one first on accident and lived my life for like 3 weeks thinking that number 1 was better than number 2

    silly me

    that was so long ago

    i miss the old me

    i used to find joy in things

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street


    didnt kno this shit was a musical until they started singin again like 20 minutes in after singing 5 minutes in

    they just kept singing all the way until the end

    when i die i hope my body is plunged down a trap door

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige


    the world of magic is truly not what we think...

    we cannot understand the tricks without losing a part of ourselves...

    maybe the greatest trick we ever perform is pretending to love ourselves...

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds


    I love a good foreign film