sexualjumanji’s review published on Letterboxd:
one of those movies thats so bad you don't want to watch movies for a while after it. this movie is a horror movie for people that get scared to talk to cashiers
european people must have the easiest lives ever. GET OVER YOURSELVES. THIS MOVIE IS TRASH. everyone reviewing this about how awkward or gross it made them feel YOU ARE A COWARD, YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND WALK AROUND A BIT, YOU'RE AN NPC.
im making it my lives goal to ruin this directors life. i dont care if its today writing this review, i dont care if its tomorrow, i dont care if its a year from now, i dont care if its 10, 20, 30, 40. i will be there for this directors downfall.