Favorite films

  • Southland Tales
  • Heat
  • Pain & Gain
  • American Psycho

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ½

  • Emily the Criminal

    ★★★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★½

  • Barbarian

    ★★★★★

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    maybe the worst most cringe writing in a completely irredeemable way. its like when stand up comedians dont have material so they just get up on stage and rant at a made up guy they're mad at. every single line is a boomer's comedy wet dream

    written by a 55 year old robot that just wants its daughter to text them again. .5 star for rachel sennott only

  • Emily the Criminal

    Emily the Criminal

    ★★★★

    an extremely solid thriller, nice little idea with great performances by everyone involved

    i would murder any one of my friends to sit in silence with aubrey plaza

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  • The Visit

    The Visit

    ★★★★½

    Just called my grandparents and told them to fuck off forever.

  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First

    if it was possible to give a 0 star review this would be the first one i have ever given. this was honest to god the worst movie i have ever seen in my whole entire life. its creation serves no purpose. features some of the worst acting ever on top of just being a terrible movie.

    comparing this to kubrick is like shitting on his grave, its like if the most narcissistic person in the world watched eyes wide…