Lightyear ★★★½

Disney: So. You are going to do a Buzz Lightyear film, right?

Pixar: Well, it wasn't in our plans and we'd prefer to concentrate on developing diverse and original concepts rather than continuing to monetise a franchise that we feel has had its day.

Disney: *starts putting all Pixar films straight to Disney+*

Pixar: Oh ffs, alright then. But we're putting lesbians and a joke about fingering in it.

Block or Report