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  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • Over the Garden Wall
  • Amélie
  • Synecdoche, New York

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★

  • Carrie

    ★★★

  • Ghostbusters

    ★★★★

  • Light Sleeper

    ★★★★½

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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★

    STRESS RATING: 💥💥💥💥 ½ 
    While it does experiment more with dark humor, the film’s excellent character-building makes its deaths doubly effective, and thusly evening out the stress of this slasher as pretty high. 
    (The Stress Ratings List)

    Personal Rating: 8.5
    Probably enjoyed this one just as much as the original if I’m being honest. While the second Nightmare on Elm Street was an odd but fun detour, this third installment really feels like the true sequel. Love the now-fractured relationship between Nancy…

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★

    STRESS RATING: 💥💥💥💥
    Less a horror movie and more a tragically sad drama with supernatural elements and a few scares. Very uncomfortable to watch at times. 
    (The Stress Ratings List)

    Personal Rating: 6.5
    Well… I don’t really know what to say about this one. I wasn’t really feeling Carrie in it’s first half, with all the weird tonal shifts and long scenes with characters I didn’t care about at all, however once the prom rolled around, I started to dig it…

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  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    STRESS RATING: ☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️
    Rather than being emotionally devastating like Dogville or Dancer in the Dark, Antichrist is just just quite horrific. Especially in the final thirty minutes.
    (The Stress Ratings List)

    Personal Rating: 2
    Considered rating this higher, because the acting is  pretty good at least, however that would mean I’d have to give it the same star rating as Spookley the Square Pumpkin, and Spookley doesn’t deserve that. I don’t really know why I keep watching Lars von Trier…

  • House

    House

    ★★★★

    STRESS RATING: 🧸🧸½ 
    Yeah it’s horror, but it isn’t really scary? And it’s quite funny? But there are numerous genuinely disquieting moments? But a character literally turns into bananas? I think? So what is the stress rating? I don’t really know?????
    (The Stress Ratings List)

    Personal Rating: 8
    I’m sure there’s a lot of important meaning underneath this movie’s weirdness, however I’ll leave it up to the critics to decipher the symbolism behind House. For myself, I’d rather just appreciate…