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  Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018

  

  dayness ½ 46

  Without a doubt, one of the most soulless, bankrupt, charmless and insufferable blockbusters I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s not even the worst star wars movie (somehow), it’s just…

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  

  dayness ★★★★★ 19

  Sam Raimi deadass got $350k and made a horror masterpiece that holds up so well (except one scene), it manages to still be frightening at times 41 years later with…

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017

  

  Patryk Górski ★

  I am unable to write a review for a movie that I can't even remember, despite seeing it just a few hours ago.

  Forgettable as fuck.

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  

  Patryk Górski ★

  The production design and Michael Fassbender are the only good things about this dogshit.

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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  

  Patryk Górski 2

  I genuinely don't know what to rate this movie.

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  Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1999

  

  Patryk Górski ½

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Simpsons Movie 2007

  

  js aquila 🏳️‍⚧️ ★★★ 1

  i like pig

  i don't like yellow penis

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  Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Meets Courage the Cowardly Dog 2021

  

  js aquila 🏳️‍⚧️ ★★

  it's nice to see new courage content but the same cannot be said about scooby-doo - doesn't really combine the shows in a way that adds anything of value, and…