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  • Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0wHqNi3x5M

    Oh dear. I was never really a big fan of The Phantom Menace when saw it as a kid, and didn't consider it to be good at all, but after rewatching it for the time in years, this was honestly way more worse than I remember it being. It's a dull, uninteresting, lifeless, boring mess of a film. Not only that but there's also so many weird stuff in the film that made me go "That's so odd." or…

  • Crash

    Crash

    ½

    I don't get it... I seriously do not remotely understand why this film won best picture at all. Before I watched it, I was expecting it to be a mediocre, stupid Oscar bait drama, but oh my God it's even worst than I thought it would be. This film was so bad that honestly felt like I watching a two hour long Dhar Mann video. As for anyone who's fortunate enough to have never watched this pathetic pile of trash,…

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    Are you fucking kidding me? This has to be a joke, right? Right? I'm so baffled and confused right now. This is easily one of the stupidest ideas for a film I've ever heard in my life recently. A goddamn Toy Story spinoff about the origin story of the original human Buzz Lightyear, who also inspired the toyline? Who the fuck cares about Buzz Lightyear's origin story?

  • Tusk

    Tusk

    ½

    Jesus fucking Christ, why does the walrus costume look so cheap and fake looking? Why did the film start with a painfully unfunny scene that has a outdated parody of the Star Wars Kid video? Was Johnny Depp doing a intentionally shitty french accent supposed to be funny? Was is trying to be a disturbing horror film in the same vein as Martyrs or Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 'cause I didn't find it one bit fucked up…