A dumb dickhead comedy writer based in LA. I am not ready to die.
The most I ever got in trouble as a kid was when I said, “Nice fucking model,” and grabbed my crotch in front of my super Catholic cousins, and they went and told my mom.
Anyway, when you watch an adult, you can say that to your wife, and you don’t get in trouble at all. It rocks! Just like The Ghost With The Most himself.