A dumb dickhead comedy writer based in LA. I am not ready to die.

Favorite films

  • Rushmore
  • The 400 Blows
  • Sorcerer
  • Stop Making Sense

Recent activity

  • Beetlejuice


  • 24 Hour Party People


  • A Day at the Races


  • Rookie of the Year


Recent reviews

  • Beetlejuice



    The most I ever got in trouble as a kid was when I said, “Nice fucking model,” and grabbed my crotch in front of my super Catholic cousins, and they went and told my mom.

    Anyway, when you watch an adult, you can say that to your wife, and you don’t get in trouble at all. It rocks! Just like The Ghost With The Most himself.

  • 24 Hour Party People

    24 Hour Party People


    This movie changed my life when I saw it in high school because it introduced me to Bez.

Popular reviews

  • Spirited



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is now officially the only Christmas movie that features a child committing suicide.

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion


    It’s odd that Chris Pratt, an extremely religious man, would be the lead in a movie thats very existence proves there is no God.