sean_b

Aspiring Uwe Boll enthusiast.
Hater of birds.

Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • Mulholland Drive
  • The Elephant Man
  • Shame

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  • Dancer in the Dark

    ★★★★★

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

  • Finch

    ★★★

  • Tower

    ★★★★

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  • Dancer in the Dark

    Dancer in the Dark

    ★★★★★

    Lars, buddy. Do you need to talk? Like, I’ve got the time. Take a seat, grab some M&Ms or something, and tell me what’s up. Seems like you’re feeling a little bummed out maybe.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★½

    I don’t understand how something so bland can cause so much controversy. This is the film equivalent of motel art. I tentatively like the sci-fi ideas in this, but they could not have been carried out in a more uninspired way. These films are steadily devolving into vehicles for the after credit scenes.

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  • Raw

    Raw

    ★★★★

    I’m very tempted to give this five stars simply because it was able to bring about several visceral reactions from me, but for now I’m going to stick with 4 because there were a few things that irked me. I’m not going to focus on any of that, though, because it’s still great regardless. Impressively shot, well acted, and pretty disgusting, it not only works well as a horror film, but the horror elements add a very nice twist to…

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

    ½

    This is a disgusting piece of exploitative and misguided trash. Please don’t even watch this. If you just can’t help yourself, it’s free on YouTube. Do NOT support this film by giving it any of your hard earned dead grandma inheritance money. 

    And stay off tiktok, jackass.