Letterboxd — Your life in film

Has anybody contributed as much to the world of fictional literature as Julia Louis-Dreyfus

When Halle sang I cried, when Halle danced I cried, when Halle got legs I cried, when Halle smiled I cried, when Halle cried I cried

You know what, I don’t need it explained to me nor do I wish for it to be

We joke a lot about Paul Schrader writing about tortured men with a penchant for journaling but you would not believe how tortured this man is or how much he journals

Ari Aster is so smart because he truly understands that there is nobody on earth you should be more afraid of disappointing than Patti LuPone

The complete abandonment of plot, logic and sense is why I love to these movies. I didn’t come here to understand what’s going on I came here for Jason Momoa in space buns painting a dead guys toes

I think it’s nice that we are getting an animated movie with Oscar Isaac, Jake Johnson and Daniel Kaluuya but I also think it would be nice to make a live action movie with all of them because many people would enjoy that

Friendly reminder that it is now culotte season and if you really want to turn heads this summer I advise starting your culotte shopping as soon as possible

When I was a teenager I went to a convention and
John Rhys-Davies was one of the guests and I was excited because Gimli is my favorite LOTR character and on the last day he went down to the merch floor early in the morning to look around and I saw him and panicked and the only thing I could think to do was whisper “excuse me”  because he was standing in front of the Funko pops I wanted to look at

Glenn Howerton spends 50% of the movie screaming calling people idiots and breaking things oh we are so back

Mona, who was petrified of squirrels

I am not at all concerned about Halle as Ariel, Melissa McCarthy as Ursula or Sebastian and Flounder. What I am concerned about is Disney not allowing Vanessa to be as cunty as she deserves to be