Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Toy Story
  • Frances Ha
  • Big

Recent activity

  • Avatar: The Way of Water


  • Joe


  • The Little Mermaid


  • Virtuosity


Recent reviews

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    The Little Long Mermaid

    Javier Bardem should be ashamed and embarrassed.

    I’ve matched with at least 200 Prince Erics on Tinder in my time. No big deal dude. Bad voice. 

    Melissa McCarthy is…serving. She said those lines however she wanted. 

    Diggs and Awk and Tremblay are fine. 

    Halle Bailey… is a star. She will be on screens for twenty years. I love her so much. She is the humanity oozing from this corporate mess and I’m living for it.

    Lin-Manuel quit your job

  • How to Blow Up a Pipeline

    How to Blow Up a Pipeline


    Bernie WAS the compromise!

    [a sexy photo of me]

Popular reviews

  • You People

    You People


    There’s a white extra who won’t stop looking at the camera in the smoothie scene. Why does this have reality tv transitions? Everyone showed up to work except set dec. Also there are SO many scenes where a drink is in front of the characters and nobody drinks anything. Even out of awkwardness. They literally all sit there with their hands on their lap. Anyway congrats to ChatGPT on their directorial debut.

  • Mank



    very cute movie netflix thank u for letting david fincher make a cool expensive anticapitalist film about propaganda and organizing for his dad but we're still gonna need u to pay ur taxes :) xoxo