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Alley Cats Strike 2000
RANKING CHARACTERS FROM ALLEY CATS:
1. Todd - amazing character development, hella swag, notices his flaws, nice to everyone
2. That announcer guy - kinda speaks for itself, right?
3. Alex - kinda cool, nice enough, could have a good time
4. EVERYONE ELSE
5. Delia - Short, annoying, bitch for no reason, probably smells awful, ugly teeth, got the hero moment for no reason, SUPER annoying, kinda fat, entitled midget piece of shit
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Alley Cats Strike 2000
Top 3 Suspense Movies:
3) Psycho (1960)
2) Blow Out (1981)
1) the last five minutes of Alley Cats Strike (2000) -
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Patriots Day 2016
Following the two bombings at the 2013 Boston Marathon, police officer Tommy Saunders (Mark Wahlberg) leads a search for the perpetrators (Alex Wolff, Themo Melikidze).
Why is it that one of the rare occasions when Mark Wahlberg gives a good performance, it's in a film with a bad script? He is genuinely really good here, and it is probably intended as a sign of respect for the victims of the real-life bombing. I won't even try to make light of… -
Uncut Gems 2019
I can't believe this movie actually got me excited about a fucking sports game. Truly this is the power of cinema.
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The Color of Friendship 2000
I realize this is a made-for-TV Disney Channel teen drama. And yes, I did see this as a kid and probably have lingering affection from then. Yet I was really pleasantly surprised at how well it handles tough subjects like apartheid, racism, and systemic injustice.
The two leads do the normal teen drama overacting, but the writing is good enough for me to forgive most of it.
Probably the only g-rated Disney movie which includes multiple uses of the n-word and an 80's fashion montage.
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The Color of Friendship 2000
Honestly this explored themes of systemic racism way better than I was expecting for a Disney movie in the 90s. I thought this was gonna be Green Book for kids but honestly I thought this was a really heartfelt attempt at explaining these concepts to kids.
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Elvis 2022
In the early 1950s, carnival promoter Colonel Tom Parker (Tom Hanks) discovers a young musician named Elvis Presley (Austin Butler), and makes him become the biggest star in the entire world at the cost of the star's life.
For two hours and forty minutes, Baz Luhrmann made me actually care about Elvis in the most Baz way possible. I truly mean that. This film, especially the first half hour, is Luhrmann unhinged. The editing was absolutely insane, and I was… -
The Patriot 2000
this director really expected the audience to go “oh god please don’t burn down the plantation!” two separate times
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