really fucking depressing that the only thing that’s changed in glen ridge in the 23 years since this movie’s release is that the athletes got worse at sports
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Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2022
this movie is the exact lazy piece of shit that it constantly makes fun of and it thinks it’s clever for that
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
not as good as Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension but a good attempt
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Car's Life 3: The Royal Heist 2013
[michael shelp ranked] While not as good on rewatch, this continues to be Micheal Shelp’s most intriguing and thought provoking picture. The pacing is kind of all over the place, but the court room drama is outstanding.
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A Car's Life: Sparky's Big Adventure 2006
[michael shelp ranked] the true beauty of cars life gets slowly revealed the more and more that you watch it. The characters and their interactions are incredibly well written and the way they move the plot forward is incredibly fascinating. It also features one of the most satisfying scenes in cinematic history when speedy gets beaten to death on screen. It’s astonishing how it’s able to accomplish so much in only 40 minutes and on a shoestring budget. it’s no wonder this spawned one of SparkPlug Entertainment’s most prolific franchises.
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017
half of this movie is really good and the other half is episode 2 attack of the clones
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
finn and poe are the most heterosexual straight none gay not queer very unhomo characters i’ve ever seen