Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • Stalker
  • Ran
  • Barry Lyndon

Recent activity

  • The Revenant


  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)


  • Biutiful


  • Kiki's Delivery Service


Recent reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    What a load of shit, Even though I wouldn't call this film terrible, I would call it a complete and total disgrace to one of the best horror films ever made. This film is also a good example of why good horror films should never get sequels/prequels/remakes.

    Because ending on a positive note for this piece of shit would be too generous, I'm going to list off some good things about the film. First off, there isn't a single bad…

  • Creep 2

    Creep 2

    When you were here before
    Couldn't look you in the eye
    You're just like an angel
    Your skin makes me cry
    You float like a feather
    In a beautiful world
    I wish I was special
    You're so fuckin' special

    But I'm a creep 2
    I'm a weirdo
    What the hell am I doin' here?

    I don't belong here
    I don't care if it hurts
    I wanna have control
    I want a perfect body
    I want a perfect soul
    I want…

Popular reviews

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    When I walked out of the theater, my mind was blown, it was like someone parked a bus up my ass sideways. A weird tall pale man who was in the theater with me got hit by a car after the film was over, it was that good. The film that is closest to this in terms of quality is Madagascar 2, and even that film was miles below this cinematic experience. The way that Zaddy elevated this to another…

  • FRED: The Movie

    FRED: The Movie

    I didn't actually watch Fred: The Movie, I watched Fred Side of the Moon. Fred Side of the Moon is Fred: The Movie synced to Dark Side of the Moon, it's an incredible experience. I would rate this 5 stars because of how amazing Fred Side of the Moon is, but I would be rating Fred: The Movie five stars if I did that, so I won't.

    Shoutout to the random guy on r/pinkfloydcirclejerk who synced this up to Dark Side of the Moon

    Fred Side of the Moon