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  • Hellraiser

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  • Scream

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  • Halloween Ends

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  • Smile

    Smile

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    Packed auditorium on a late Monday night nearly three weeks after release… meanwhile the cinematic masterpiece that is PEARL was already pulled by that same timeframe. Yeah I will never know peace.

    No shade but this is one of those one and done popcorn flicks meaning I enjoyed it for what it was but likely won’t be back for a rewatch.Β IT FOLLOWS better.

  • Upgrade

    Upgrade

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    The tech-is-bad and revenge-for-my-murdered-girl sub-genre has been done ad nauseam but one thing the other girls don’t have is moody Logan Marshall-Green in a dirty white t-shirt with a fuzzy face, puppy dog eyes and dark circles - gotta be my favorite genre of film. Siri play Pretty When You Cry by Lana Del Rey.

    This is an aesthetically pleasing, well-acted, well-directed sci-fi action flick. Green is a severely underrated talent but at least he’ll always have Upgrade.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

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    nobody:

    Olivia Hussey: hello??? helloooooo???????????

  • I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

    I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

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    I got something(s) to say.πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

    1. You can add Brandy telling Jack Black to take a bath to the list of shit she doesn’t get enough credit for.
    2. Julie James in IKWYDLS <<<< Julie James in ISKWYDLS
    3. People talk about the capital of Brazil and the Fisherman doing too much ie. getting Julie on the island just to kill her, but nobody talks about how the girlies NEVER TURN ON THE RADIO when they supposedly receive a call from…