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  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    Fun fact: the first movie I saw on the big screenΒ was Scream 2 in 1997. Many years later, Scream 4 is released in 2011 and what do you know? Your boy got his first job at a theater the night of the premiere. Best job ever btw. I was thinking about this random coincidence while watching and it made me smile. Life is strange, huh?

    It was a Scream / Scream 2 double feature (late) last night and I should…

  • Cape Fear

    Cape Fear

    I could sit and watch Jessica Lange smoke cigarettes and read the encyclopedia. She has more grace and talent in her left pinky than half of Hollywood in its current form. Nobody smokes cigarettes like Lange. Not a one. Jacked and tatted De Niro with his greasy hair and light-up titty lighter. I’m feeling it and I feel uncomfortable for feeling it. But I am. And that’s that. Reading that he paid $5k to grind his teeth down for the…

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  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    Unsolved Mysteries playing in the background was my fav bit! Great opening, music choices. Will give this a proper write-up in the future. Despite some gripes, this is my shit!

    Hey guys, it’s Big Brother feeds season so I likely won’t be reviewing films a whole lot over the next couple months. Usually the feeds will get tedious the further we get into the season which will free up movie time. Really just depends on the energy in the house.…

  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

    Whoever holds the rights to Halloween H20, if you’re seeing this, I’m free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free. I’m not the best cook but I’ll whip up something special just for you. πŸ•―πŸ πŸ’

    I was psyched to hear Halloween II III and Return getting their much deserved 4K release even if it meant my favorite sequel collects dust. But…

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  • House of Wax

    House of Wax

    Guess what arrived just in time for Christmas in July …. House of Wax from Shout Factory! I skipped straight to the β€œDie, My Darling” interview with Paris Hilton, bumping my rating to 5 stars. Like who am I kidding having this at 4.5? Pls this movie fucks.Β I never could get into shows like Keeping Up with the Kardashians or The Simple Life but I am a Paris Hilton in House of Wax fan since the get.

    Long gone are…

  • City of the Living Dead

    City of the Living Dead

    With the Gates of Hell opening in the Gulf of Mexico this weekend, it was only appropriate to pop in Fulci’s Gates of Hell trilogy on this sunny Fourth of July afternoon.Β I have to agree with others that it takes more than one viewing to appreciate Fulci’s City of the Living Dead and exactly onceΒ to admire the practical effects on display along with Frizzi’s banger. Let’s be real, one doesn’t watch a Fulci film with the expectation of strong performances…