Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Gentlemen
  • Tangled
  • The Death of Stalin

Recent activity

  • I Saw the Devil


  • Kuso


  • Jesus Christ Superstar


  • Teen Beach Movie


Recent reviews

  • I Saw the Devil

    I Saw the Devil


    Quite a good and horrific film. Made me feel shit, wanted that old fella to be tortured in many ways.

    Only problem with it is the morality of letting him go so he can be dodgy with more people. Like the man cannot walk down the street without hammering some cunt.

    I get the criticism for the over the top violence and gore. But I can’t help but love that side of it and the ending made it all the better. Sitting through 2 hours of torture porn for an actual humane ending was a twist enough

  • Kuso



    Made me feel horribly uncomfortable. Every scene just gave me a horrible feeling. The song at the start is so stupid but so freaky.

    Very good, very good. Best one was the wee boy at his school. Scary. Goes out as one of my favourites now.

Popular reviews

  • Meet the Feebles

    Meet the Feebles


    Honestly, one of the greatest films I’ve ever seen. Start to finish, bar a toilet break, we’re mesmerising. Take me to the Garden of Love you deadbeat.

    Why is he getting embarrassed? Is he no a grown man? Plus it’s mental, is he sexy as fuck, cause everyone wants him? Also different species is weird. Is that racist?

    Why’s she running through the city like Caitlin Jenner or something 

    He’s so smooth with his chat up lines, horny little man.

    Cheap pussy

  • Saltburn



    It’s a great concept but the reality is that you’d turn up to saltburn and the tunes would be shite, half the rooms would be locked off, the weird couple would be pulling and then leaving within 5 minutes of arriving and ultimately you’d be left on physical read by everyone there

    If someone’s overly into this and it changed their life, it’s probably an over infatuation for that Jacob fella who will never, ever be into them.