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Recent reviews

  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman


    There's a blonde bitch in this movie who should have, by horror movie rules, been flayed alive but has nothing more terrible happen to her than the horror of being slapped in front of her bitch friends by someone lower on the social food chain than she.

    2 stars. No cookies.

  • T2 Trainspotting

    T2 Trainspotting


    "First there is an opportunity. Then, a betrayal." - Veronika, T2 Trainspotting

    "Nostalgia is a hell of a drug." - me, with apologies to Rick James

    Why do we watch and, in some cases, return to these sequels of movies from our pasts? Opportunity. We want that one, small space in our lives to visit with characters we loved and relive a moment in time with them again, like a warm blanket or that first hour after you take the…

Popular reviews

  • Eternals



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The opening of The Eternals starts with a 5 paragraph essay of exposition.

    I dare you not to read it in Sean Connery’s voice and then segue cheerfully into an a capella rendition of Queen’s “Gimme The Prize”.

    Go on. I’ll wait.

    Ancient gods stay hidden and help mankind against The Deviants. Good vs. Evil that goes dormant and shows up every millenia or so just to knock the dust off.

    Oh, and Jon Snow is here. He thinks he…

  • Easy Rider

    Easy Rider


    I had somehow never seen Easy Rider before Rob suggested it last night. As an older Gen X-er, I am not the target audience for this movie. Even my Boomer parents I think would have also not been the target audience either; they were Straights whose substance of choice was alcohol. The married more or less right out of college and had me a year or so later, followed by my sister about three and half years after. I mean,…