Curse this indestructible body.
One minute you're shaking your head as the inexplicably-in-this-movie Scott Baio plays the only character he can: himself, and then the next minute a werewolf is screaming and giving the camera the finger, and for a brief moment, the world is right again, or as right as it can ever be.
A real emotional rollercoaster.
I started to drift off during the first of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN movies last night. I put on some nice, relaxing Youtube videos for a few minutes before committing to going to bed to try and head off any dreams that might involve Michael Myers silently cleaving me into a human wood pile.
But all that accomplished was laying fertile ground for a day-long, incredibly realistic stress dream that was essentially THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA starring Rob Zombie in Meryl…