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  • The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
  • Defending Your Life
  • In the Mood for Love
  • Heat

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  • Valentine

    ★★

  • Cursed

    ★★

  • The Faculty

    ★★★

  • Red Planet

    ★★★

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  • Valentine

    Valentine

    ★★

    Titular lines really lose their meaning when every character gets one.

  • Cursed

    Cursed

    ★★

    One minute you're shaking your head as the inexplicably-in-this-movie Scott Baio plays the only character he can: himself, and then the next minute a werewolf is screaming and giving the camera the finger, and for a brief moment, the world is right again, or as right as it can ever be.

    A real emotional rollercoaster.

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  • King Arthur

    King Arthur

    ★★½

    Not great, but Mads Mikkelsen is best friends with a bird.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★

    I started to drift off during the first of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN movies last night. I put on some nice, relaxing Youtube videos for a few minutes before committing to going to bed to try and head off any dreams that might involve Michael Myers silently cleaving me into a human wood pile.

    But all that accomplished was laying fertile ground for a day-long, incredibly realistic stress dream that was essentially THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA starring Rob Zombie in Meryl…