• Sing Street

    Sing Street


    John Carney's progression as a writer/director is really exciting to watch; this is a tremendous step up in every way from the earnest but mediocre Once. It's an absolute overload of charm from beginning to end and it's ridiculously hard to dislike. I mean this boy just made up an entire band out of nowhere just to impress this one girl, that's some r/madlads shit

  • Ratatoing



    A dense political thriller filled with thought-provoking social commentary and an explicit critique of capitalism and monopolistic business practices.

    It was unironically better than Cars 2.

  • Persona



    This movie didn't even have a rowdy group of teenagers reforming society by stealing hearts, what a ripoff

  • Se7en


    Due to an overwhelming amount of people screaming at me in the comment section whenever I dare to give a supposedly mediocre movie a higher score than Se7en, I have now removed my score for Se7en in order to cut down on spam in my comment sections. Sorry for not liking your boring cop movie that only becomes great in the last 20 minutes.

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    High School Musical 3: Senior Year


    I'm losing my fucking mind because during The Boys Are Back, Chad sings "Just like a showdown, Will Smith and Bobby De Niro". As far as I know, the only film Will Smith Robert and De Niro have both appeared in is Shark Tale, where their characters (Oscar and Don Lino, respectively) have a showdown.

    High School Musical made an explicit reference to Shark Tale.


  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2


    24 Frames of Nick is gonna kill me for this

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical


    Yo Zeke is the fucking MVP, I wish I had a friend who would consistently bake stuff for everyone and I can't believe these people are trying to discourage him from doing that. Fuck the haters, Zeke, keep it up!

  • Robots



    Fender is canon trans :)

  • Coco



    I was so close to getting through this Pixar marathon without crying once. SO CLOSE. Fuck this movie. It's too amazing.

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory


    This is easily the best non-Toy Story Pixar sequel but y'all aren't ready for that conversation

  • Lava



    Those two volcanoes banged and gave birth to Te Fiti. This was all a prequel to Moana

  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    I take back every mean thing I ever said about Shrek the Third. And The Good Dinosaur. And Turbo. And MINIONS. Fuck you John Lasseter