Favorite films

  • The Hudsucker Proxy
  • Freebie and the Bean
  • Enter Laughing
  • The Last of the Mohicans

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  • Christmas on the Range

    ★½

  • Maraschino Ruby

    ★★½

  • The Bad Guys

    ★★★

  • Lou

    ★★★

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  • Christmas on the Range

    Christmas on the Range

    ★½

    Of course, terribly assembled with half the dialogue coming when the person talking isn't facing the camera and actors getting stranded onscreen long after the scene has ended, but A Martinez was apparently auditioning for a Paul Thomas Anderson movie the whole time and his performance is even more impressive given he pulls it off in something like this.

  • Maraschino Ruby

    Maraschino Ruby

    ★★½

    Seems like a stretch to not undo everything you just watched, but in the end, it might set up the promising premise of a series.

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  • No Safe Spaces

    No Safe Spaces

    ★★½

    Nobody was protesting this movie which must have been pretty disappointing for them.

  • Meow

    Meow

    ★★

    A purrfect metaphor for life:

    1) Start out ready to conquer the world
    2) Realize you are fat and have no power(s)
    3) Adjust your goals
    4) Fail at those too
    5) Succumb to the trappings of domesticity