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  • The Witch
  • Before Sunrise
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  • Haul Out the Holly

    ★★½

  • Christmas by Starlight

    ★★★

  • Three Wise Men and a Baby

    ★★★

  • The Armoire

    ★★★

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  • Haul Out the Holly

    Haul Out the Holly

    ★★½

    the main guy was giving wish.com Brendan Fraser vibes

  • Christmas by Starlight

    Christmas by Starlight

    ★★★

    I’m a simple she/they: Paul Campbell is in it, therefore I will watch it.

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  • Spookley the Square Pumpkin

    Spookley the Square Pumpkin

    Motherfucking Spookley. That square fuck. That rectangular fucking entity. That fucking cube-shaped anomaly. That fucking quadrilateral orange celestial body. That beautiful fucking viridescent elongated stem. His melodramatic fucking soliloquies that touched my fucking soul. Spookley the Square Pumpkin fucked me up in every fucking way possible.

  • Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

    Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

    ★★★

    CGI peaked during that scene when Marnie and Grandma Aggie speak to Kal's concrete block face.