• O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    O Brother, Where Art Thou?

    this is an absolutely pathetic and terminally online thing to say about a film, but this movie really was a "meme movie" before social media. like, the kind of flick that was so culturally relevant that everyone was talking about it, including my friends and I who were too young to watch it in theatres. lots of jokes and riffs and parodies were going around, but all in service of the film, not to belittle it. I don't even remember…

  • The Rescue

    The Rescue

    one day you’re kicking the ole soccer ball around with your pals, and the next thing you know you’re in a medically prescribed k-hole being dragged through two and a half miles of cave water

    Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi and Jimmy Chin really do know how to scare the shit out of me

  • Training Wheels

    Training Wheels


    this is probably the best short film I’ve ever seen. laugh out loud funny with true heart and wit. definitely see it whenever you get a chance.

    …ok I may have a slight bias here but SERIOUSLY it’s so good, see for yourself!!

  • Gattaca


    okaaaaay this was good!! I went into this film completely blind and was pleasantly surprised! essential viewing for anyone who loves sci-fi or who wishes that Black Mirror didn't drop off in the later seasons.

    I watched this film with Michael and Abe on FRAME RATE!

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth

    as I was watching this film, I thought to myself "how much would I spend to see this on broadway?" truly, a Joel Coen directed Scottish Play starring Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand? I really would spend upwards of $700. and yet here it is, basically for free, available everywhere.

    do not miss your opportunity to see great theatre, great film. this was superb, excellent; one of the finest Shakespearean adaptations I've ever seen.

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    um…I didn’t care for this one, sorry. I really love the other Matrixes…Matrixies? Matrices. But this one just really didn’t do it for me. I want to see my guys and pals, not some rando B-chatacter get a whole arc. idk, not feeling this one but I will always be red pilled.

    if you want my more, comprehensive thoughts: I discuss this film further on SHOOTING THREES

  • The Power of the Dog
  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    we have not been using Dianna Agron’s very specific “bitch WASP” talent to the best of our abilities

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    writing my review in binary. translate it if you want

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park


    I always forget how tore UP these kids get, damn!

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    when Rachel Zegler uses her MIX!!!!!!!! to sing “A Boy Like That/I Have a Love”…yeah that’s gonna be an academy nomination from me, dawg

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    no…guys, seriously. we live in a society