Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • The Florida Project
  • Swiss Army Man
  • Shoplifters

Recent activity

  • Cruella

  • Spencer

  • Eternals

  • The French Dispatch

Recent reviews

  • Cruella



    this film has EVERYTHING! unnecessary backstory, a very loyal dedication to including characters from the 101 Dalmatians canon, a god damn needle drop for every scene, Emma Thompson’s perfect comedic timing, a paternal twist that I can only describe as “Star Wars-esque”, actually GOOD wardrobe, and dialect work from Emma Stone that is just delicious. also did I mention the DOGGIES?!

    this is the most psychotic thing I’ve ever seen. I love it. 6 out of 5 spots

  • Eternals


    I kinda don’t know how I feel but I think I liked it? Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie throw ‘bos so that was wild. and this bitch is fucking CRAZY for casting Richard Madden AND Kit Harington!! what the fuck?? anyway

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming


    the mcu is like the man in my life who I always tell my girlfriends "oh I'm over his ass!" but then he hits me with a "you up?" text and I respond literally seconds later.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    but when will a boy whisk me away to a chicken nugget date complete with multiple sauces, archery skills, and lightsaber utensils?