Sapphire Ketchup

Sapphire Ketchup

Soothed by horror. In pursuit of escapism, but will occasionally watch something profound.

Favorite films

  • The Fifth Element
  • Possession
  • The Art of Self-Defense
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Theater Camp

    ★★★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★★

  • Totally Killer

    ★★½

  • The Artifice Girl

    ★★★

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  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★★

    This entire movie was a big, warm hug to me. I was an honorary thespian in high school. Though I did not perform, I met the requisite criteria of being incredibly horny and extra

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★★

    I gave my friend an edible before we watched this and she fist pumped/cheered like four different scenes. Explosively enjoyable.

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  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks

    ★★★½

    When Men Can’t Listen To Basic Instructions

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★½

    You can’t convince me it is okay for her to fuck the fish man.