Sam Hernández

27 years old. Saoirse Ronan enthusiast. I miss Spike Jonze.

Favorites are the last 4 films I've given 5 stars.

Favorite films

  • John Wick: Chapter 4
  • Decision to Leave
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Triangle of Sadness

Recent activity

  • Infinity Pool


  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves


  • John Wick: Chapter 4


  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum


Pinned reviews

  • The Lovely Bones

    The Lovely Bones


    Everyone knows that when you die, your soul travels to the CGI dimension.

  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead


    If God allows movies like this being made, maybe he is actually dead.

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Chris Rock: Tamborine

    Chris Rock: Tamborine


    Me, watching the stand up:

    -Hmm... this looks nice... Alright, nice joke... Hehehe.... Hmm... you can do better, Chris... Alright, that was funny... Eh, not feeling this one... Damn, he looks so old... You're losing strenght, dude... You can save this, you can save this... There you go... Hahaha... Uh, nice, nice... Hmm, it's almost over... That was okay, I don't think th-


    -Oh, my God! What a genius! I can't believe how well done this…

  • The Square

    The Square


    Things in the world that deserve more love than they're getting:

    1. This film.

    2. Elisabeth Moss.

    3. Elisabeth Moss interviewing.

    4. Elisabeth Moss kind of flirting.

    5. Elisabeth Moss fighting over a condom.

    6. Elisabeth Moss doing literally anything.

    7. Claes Bang's hair.

    8. This film.