Favorite films

  • The Matrix
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Descent
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Recent activity

  • John Wick: Chapter 4


  • Evil Dead


  • Inside


  • Black Swan


Recent reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    That’s actually exactly how I picture Berlin and if I visit and it’s not like that I will be furious

  • Evil Dead

    Evil Dead


    10 years of people telling me this movie was “actually good” and I finally watched it and GUESS WHAT YOU WERE ALL CORRECT!!!!!

Popular reviews

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A movie that combines my two favorite things - Mia Goth and someone getting ripped in half hot dog style

  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2


    I cannot stop thinking about a quote I read from the director that he’s been “trying to get Sienna from page to screen for more than a decade.” She is his favorite character he has ever written. What? Has this dude ever met a woman?

    I hope not and I hope he never does.